Do Right And Kill Everything
xxvalleygirlxx:

illumahottie:

PLEASE

This shit so accurate that I’m sitting in silence

xxvalleygirlxx:

illumahottie:

PLEASE

This shit so accurate that I’m sitting in silence

heisenbabe:

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

sexhaver:
whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

kushandwizdom:

More here..

looking-4-the-upsides:

Here’s some of the best senior quotes from my school’s yearbook for this year…

Give a man a fire and he’s warm for a day, but set fire to him and he’s warm for the rest of his life.
Terry Pratchett, Jingo (via kushandwizdom)

Good Vibes HERE

(via quotelounge)

maultet:

paradisaic:

scenicroutes:

[sighs deeply]

yikes it’s real, courtesy à la Billboard.

http://m.billboard.com/entry/view/id/100878

what’s wrong with these singers

I just screamed so loud 

impossiblesoulbysufjanstevens:

Vegans schooled by Big-Tity Honker’s

impossiblesoulbysufjanstevens:

Vegans schooled by Big-Tity Honker’s

Me: Who's a good boy?
Dog: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Me: YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!
Dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!